Yes, it's true! The Dept of Homeland Security announced this morning that it discovered a major threat to our national security and has managed to neutralize it.
You will all be happy to know that they were able to confiscate 800 COUNTERFEIT PITTSBURGH PENGUIN items with a street value of $130,000!
Don't you feel safer already?
P.S. This is NOT a joke. It is absolutely for real